Curse

Squishy ftw · Jan 23, 2008, 11:26 AM // 11:26

This happened a few months ago but it's still worth mentioning

A guild member was complaining in guild chat about this mission in factions being impossible to complete.

We asked him which Henchmen he was taking along and told him to always bring the 2 Monk hench along.

His reply was: "I don't use henchmen. They steal my gold."

Brianna · Jan 25, 2008, 07:52 PM // 19:52

Random PM I got out of the blue, was worth a laugh.

hurric · Jan 25, 2008, 09:06 PM // 21:06

was in Kaening and someone was spamming WTB GW account 100k I was kind of annoyed so I said "did everyone report this idiot" and i reported him myself and few ppl said they did or whatever.

then to see if he's a bot I pm him saying "hi" and he says "hi" back. I then say "bye" and he calls me "scammer" oh the irony. i wasn't in the mood to play along to see what he wants.

RiKio · Jan 25, 2008, 09:40 PM // 21:40

One day selling The Stormbringer ( lower version) on Spamadan. A lv 5 Elementalist/Necromancer PMd me and I started the selling...

Me: Ok, this is a weapon for newbies, so it costs 500g
Ele: Ok. Thx
Me: It isn´t a good weapon, but for newbies is fine.
Ele: IM NOT A NEWBIE IM AND ELE/NECRO U NOOB

Seems unreal, but it happened.

Rocky Raccoon · Jan 25, 2008, 09:48 PM // 21:48

I had a teammate in AB say hey Guru guy. Don't know if that is good or bad.

Richardt · Jan 25, 2008, 10:01 PM // 22:01

Last night I was selling a Golden Phoenix Blade in Kam and I get this party invite. So I figure they're interested in the sword and I accept.

Get in the party, nothing is said for about 30 secs. so I ask if they were interested in buying the sword.

I get back:
No.
I just think you're cute.

Also in Kam I was selling the same sword, and I get a PM from someone asking me what kind of weapon it was! I was pretty certain the word "Blade" was a dead giveaway, but apparently i was wrong

Sora267 · Jan 25, 2008, 10:08 PM // 22:08

A few months ago, I zoned into Kamadan for the first time on my mule. Some guy there was preaching about how Allah was God's prophet and Jesus' brother, and that the Christian God would prevail while Allah would fail. I tried to explain to him that Allah and the Christian God were the same entity, when some atheist came in and started saying how there was no god. Naturally, I just mapped out.

Taurucis · Jan 25, 2008, 10:08 PM // 22:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

Random PM I got out of the blue, was worth a laugh.

Can you PM me the name of the guy who PMed you that?

He's going to be seeing his share of strange things.

Yesterday, someone suggested that he breeds his Miniature Mallyx with my Miniature Mallyx.

... Come to think of it, I would want some baby Mallyxes...

great sir s · Jan 25, 2008, 11:18 PM // 23:18

i kinda am in love with how when i say selling tomes in spamadan, ill say what kinds, price and how many of each, yet people insist on asking me if i have a certain tome that i dont have because i clearly didnt say i have it....

Konig Des Todes · Jan 26, 2008, 12:06 AM // 00:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xue Fang

10k Ok U Buy ???
10k Ok U Buy ???
10k Ok U Buy ???
U Buy 10k Ok ???

OMG ppl do that to me while i'm afk in LA/KC/Kamadan ALL the time! Just because I have 15k armor doesnt mean I want a gold unidentified wep! *many times it was the same person trying to sell me an uniden gold max req 9 dead sword, not interested shesh*

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

Random PM I got out of the blue, was worth a laugh.

As for this, you shouldn't have blocked out the name >.> i think many female players *not characters mind you :P* would love to see the name if they hate sexists.

Brianna · Jan 26, 2008, 12:10 AM // 00:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azazel The Assassin

OMG ppl do that to me while i'm afk in LA/KC/Kamadan ALL the time! Just because I have 15k armor doesnt mean I want a gold unidentified wep! *many times it was the same person trying to sell me an uniden gold max req 9 dead sword, not interested shesh*

As for this, you shouldn't have blocked out the name >.> i think many female players *not characters mind you :P* would love to see the name if they hate sexists.

I know, I'm not allowed to post names though I believe, but if you want to know it feel free to Pm me on here and ask.

6am3 Fana71c · Jan 26, 2008, 12:22 AM // 00:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Risky Ranger

I had a teammate in AB say hey Guru guy. Don't know if that is good or bad.

Hey Guru guy.
That was me :P

Cale Roughstar · Jan 26, 2008, 04:34 AM // 04:34

not so really stupid, but I found it quite flattering

some guy just messaged me while standing in Kamadan

him:"Oh so you are THE Cale roughstar?
me:"yes..."
him:"you are like, the jesus of guru"
me:"huh?"
him:"a guru celebrity!"
me:"thanks, I guess"

made me giggle.

DarkWasp · Jan 26, 2008, 04:58 AM // 04:58

Got a new one for you today:

This was a few PMs while I was AFK:

"hi wut armr is tat???"
"hi i think i see u b4"
"lol do u rmember me????"
"LOL"
"sry i saw u lst time i com round this hill lololol"

Thought it was pretty funny.

The Daemon Warrior · Jan 26, 2008, 10:55 AM // 10:55

I had people shouting in outposts that i've got a huge d*ck a couple of times... guess i just dont need 2 do the /dance emote on a warrior that much :P

Rocky Raccoon · Jan 26, 2008, 04:29 PM // 16:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by 6am3 Fana71c

Hey Guru guy.
That was me :P

Hey other Guru guy, nice to know who said it. If you ever want to AB again Pm me.

Taurucis · Jan 26, 2008, 04:33 PM // 16:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

Random PM I got out of the blue, was worth a laugh.

Personette · Jan 26, 2008, 04:46 PM // 16:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Daemon Warrior

I had people shouting in outposts that i've got a huge d*ck a couple of times... guess i just dont need 2 do the /dance emote on a warrior that much :P

huh?

Are you trying to say that well-endowed men don't dance or something?

netniwk · Jan 26, 2008, 04:50 PM // 16:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by Personette

huh?

Are you trying to say that well-endowed men don't dance or something?

well,lets say the warriors dance is a bit "unique".

Tyla · Jan 26, 2008, 05:00 PM // 17:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azazel The Assassin

As for this, you shouldn't have blocked out the name >.> i think many female players *not characters mind you :P* would love to see the name if they hate sexists.

I'm not a female player - but i would love to flame that guy for being sexist.

Here's mine:
I was in Heroes' Ascent once, and someone on vent said (on Text-To-Speech)
"I am like a rubix cube, the more you play with me the harder i get"
I left the team and the TS server in disgust.